cs is dead danceM

Posted by danceM at 23:53, 1/11/2005

How about we all forget about all our troubles, run a nice relaxing bath, light a few aromatic candles, put on some relaxing music, dry off, walk to the beach, let our bodies move to the groove. Let's have sex on the beach...

<P ALIGN=CENTER>Oh We Oh We Oh - Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Oh We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight

Real And Crucial People!
Original King Lover Talkin' Upon The Microphone
Yes Me Come Like Al Capone
And Me Sing:

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach

I Never Gonna Leave You Alone
The Tide Is High And The Groove Is On
She Said Her Name Was Cindy
"Would You Like A Drink Of Me?"
Bikini On The Left, Daquiri On The Right
Come And Give Me Lovin' All Through The Night
Do The Wild Thing, Dingalingaling
Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!

Girl I Wanna Hear You Sing
Chorus Linda:
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach
I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight!

O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight

I Met A Girl Named Eden
She Came Straight From Sweden
I Gave Her Cuba Libre
Now She Does Everything I Say - Eh
Ding Dong, A Ring Dong
Come Baby Come, No You Can't Go Wrong
Do The Wild Thing, Take A Little Swim
Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing

Rap King Lover:
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!

Girl I'm Gonna Make You Sing

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!
Them All Like To Have Fun Now
Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Hey!
Them Humphrey Shake Them Bumper Today
All Of The Girl With Da Sexy Body
Old A Punny, Anny Nanny, Air Make Me See
Jump And Check Out And Wiggle Your Belly
To All The Lovers In This Party

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On Move Your Body
Sex On The Beach

Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them, Da Girl Them Ho!

I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party
Sex On The Beach
Come On There's A Party Tonight

O We Oh We Oh - Real And Crucial People!
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party
O We Oh We Oh
O We Oh We Oh - Come On There's A Party Tonight</P>

CS IS NOT DEAD, i'll murder your mum's you c***s. no seriously, next person to say CS IS DEAD DANCEM, is going to wish they had never SAID IT, OK. actually tbh i quite enjoy the attention, its a big difference to what usually happens at school.

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	siLki 10:19 2/11/2005	well said [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	darkst0rm the demonic radicals 11:02 2/11/2005	cs is dead danceM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	alexxxx 13:16 2/11/2005	cs is dead danceM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 14:41 2/11/2005	u f*ing queer f* [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 18:51 2/11/2005	Oh dear... [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Tru 20:12 2/11/2005	ur M is dead dance [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Seaweed 23:46 2/11/2005	best column ever :x [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	w1ckedz 23:51 3/11/2005	delete this s*** [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Az RemOte.uK 22:38 4/11/2005	cs is dead danceM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	johnson 12:58 5/11/2005	"actually tbh i quite enjoy the attention, its a big difference to what usually happens at school" awwww poor little bully victim danceM! [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 14:59 5/11/2005	bet he was bummed as a child [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Necroblob 15:55 5/11/2005	Johnson still gets beaten up by schoolkids when hes 21, unemployed and living off the dole. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	johnson 19:53 5/11/2005	im 18, in college and living off a job in Henry Beanne thanks, and im in college. Ive never been touched in my life either, sorry to pee pee on your bomfire nickolarse! [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 20:47 5/11/2005	ahh still a virgin then [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	danceM 21:15 5/11/2005	oh my gosh johnson, bet your mummy fed you lots of brocoli to give you BRAIN POWER!! "This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Johnson, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Johnson eats a brocoli, an amazing transformation occurs. Johnson is Brocoliman. Ever alert for the call to action." [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	immuNe18 22:48 5/11/2005	YOUR DEAD DANCEM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Tru 02:46 6/11/2005	LOL FUCJK OFF DANCEM U f*ING CUBNT, SHAUNA PAULAAAA ROCKS UR ck U f*ING ck JOCKEY [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	MooN81 09:49 6/11/2005	ROFL tru [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 12:27 6/11/2005	omg Tru gets drunk and posts retarded bollocks on internet websites, that's well'ard. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Tru 13:24 6/11/2005	*post bollocks on retarded internet websites still not got a life Del? dont worry Im sure there'll be a new column soon for you to post in [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Sincy 03:48 7/11/2005	tru = c*** [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	johnson 20:29 7/11/2005	least myself, and tom for the people who are abusing him, have had contact with girls in the last 12 months unlike you bedroom warrirors :D and NO icewilly, ive had more girls than youve had baths you sweaty greb c**t [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	alexxxx 20:40 7/11/2005	i know you two prolly look and act like girls but feeling each other up doesn't count. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	monkE euthanasia 23:16 7/11/2005	"im 18, in college and living off a job in Henry Beanne thanks, and im in college" Two different courses or what? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	alexxxx 23:24 7/11/2005	he's just so proud that a downs kid like himself could get into a college that he has to say it twice [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 23:38 7/11/2005	nice to know you have had more girls reject you that ive had baths, i will write this down in some paper and stick it on my bedroom wall so i dont forget............................................................. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Boldie 08:53 8/11/2005	CS IS DEAD DANCEM u homoerotic jew boy [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 17:41 8/11/2005	omg Tru and johnson have done it with girls, OMG, ONLINE HEROES DOT f***ING COM. Ok from now on as these two are not virgins, I am officially declaring them gods of the universe and masters over all. Of course, boasting about sleeping with girls and being drunk on the internet means you aren't a nerd. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 21:29 8/11/2005	which makes up about 95% of UKT [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	siLki 02:04 9/11/2005	i humped icewillys leg once [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	daveeee 02:14 9/11/2005	Does anyone here still play CS? Only reason I still read this site is the crap that gets written here! [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 09:34 9/11/2005	that wasnt my leg pal [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Sincy 01:42 10/11/2005	it was his entire body [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	cRueL^ Alliance.cs 20:25 10/11/2005	I got a blowjob for free last night! Anyone jealous? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Roar^ 02:12 11/11/2005	What did he look like though Cruel? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	mfig 03:23 11/11/2005	cs is dead danceM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	badER 00:45 12/11/2005	what has ukt come to :/ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 03:51 12/11/2005	to the end of your mums fat clits [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Necroblob 12:49 12/11/2005	lol dancemag <3 [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	fiskov 14:46 12/11/2005	cs is dead danceM. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	badER 01:03 13/11/2005	rhetorical question icewilly u coon [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 15:32 14/11/2005	strum the willy banjo [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	daveeee 05:25 15/11/2005	Anyone wanna play PES? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	XaseR 15:27 16/11/2005	your depressed go play counterstrike with bots since its dead and all [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	[N]ight[F]ox 02:59 20/11/2005	o.0 last time i checked cs aint dead, just more filled with newbies then ever....damn n00bs who only been playing for a year..psh..they disgust me..2 years ago they were saying "whats cs?" now there like "oh yeah im 1337 man u cant own me"....anyway... [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	dracone 18:02 20/11/2005	You have asked for it here danceM :P [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	dhh 20:38 21/11/2005	What the f*** are you on about Nightfox? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	RoMeRz 13:37 22/11/2005	HOW NOW BROWN COW UKT IS DEAD ? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	daveeee 16:57 22/11/2005	What's this website about? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	alexxxx 18:13 22/11/2005	cheese and stuff [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 18:50 23/11/2005	It's about time Alpha showed some balls and did something with this site, or is he just hoping it will die off. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	ensnare Atari.Crew 19:55 23/11/2005	stormwind brie is the best cheese [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	alexxxx 21:59 23/11/2005	NEGATIVE [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Mango 07:48 24/11/2005	Six more years, then passing the checkouts we leave our bags behind. Too long to wait, leaving now are trains I've booked my ticket and claimed my place. Last minute choices are so hard to make, eventually force will precipitate. Stone walls ejaculate. Wasted, the hints we tasted, annihilated, frustrated leaving only the emancipated. Caves fallen in, circumstances only seem dire within. Shameless and fameless, they asked for nothing and recieved as such; instead relying on words as a crutch. Endlessly out of touch, faced with as much, they talked of love, and yet had never known the reality of ideas they behold. T [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 16:41 24/11/2005	Mango since when is a paragraph of complete nonsense good lyrics? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Mango 22:17 24/11/2005	Sometimes nonsense can be the best kind of sense money can buy. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 23:24 24/11/2005	Hmmm, I agree, though that wasn't the case last week when I was shopping at Asda and my arse caught fire from jingling my back pocketed coins too hard. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 23:58 24/11/2005	congrats, must have took some courage stepping outside [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 11:03 25/11/2005	Yeah I've been getting too cosy with sitting inside doing your mum up the arse recently. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 12:57 25/11/2005	im gona knock you the f*** out. where do you live [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 13:19 25/11/2005	In your mum's bedroom sugar, you want some of my sweet honey too? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 14:38 26/11/2005	neeeeeeeeh [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Thirt33n 14:46 26/11/2005	did i mention i like it when icewilly strokes my penis in LAN toilets [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 14:48 26/11/2005	that was supposed to be our little secret [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Thirt33n 14:49 26/11/2005	yes but i feel so selfish by keeping your penis fondeling skills all to myself. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 16:06 26/11/2005	Took you two days to come up with "neeeeeeeh"? Owned. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	aCcuM 19:15 26/11/2005	god ive had to log in just to say icewilly ive also ridden your mum bareback i think she gave me the chlam. since you probably dont know what that means ill clarify chlamidya but it was ALL WORTH it i mean those fat b*hes are real gooers sometimes. at least you chose a nickname that suits you icewilly - it may aswell be frozen it never gets played with. you are a little fat spotty piece of s* now shut your face. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	HooV 21:41 27/11/2005	CS is dead danceM [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Thirt33n 10:05 28/11/2005	i've used his willy, he's hung like a horse and spits like a camel [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	reptilian 16:49 28/11/2005	this c* should be drug by his sack, out side and had a p taken on him. but then again this cind of s*** could not have been wrote by anyone that has a set of balls....... [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	danceM 12:39 29/11/2005	reptillian, hiya pal. "this c* should be DRUG by his sack" me tarzan. "out side" petty, but i think this needs highlighting. "but then again this CIND of s*" I saw cinderalla too, julian clary was the fairy godmother. "ahaha your reading another quote, im wasting your time, heeh haahahaha, hahahahahah queer." ... self explainatory. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 15:31 30/11/2005	Del` Sniper's Alley 16:06 26/11/2005 Took you two days to come up with "neeeeeeeh"? Owned. sorry for keeping you waiting Del, but if i really gave a f* i would have came up with something better "at least you chose a nickname that suits you icewilly - it may aswell be frozen it never gets played with." yes accum, only a sad f* like yourself would care about how often my banjo gets played with. "Fat little spotty piece of s*".. are you sure you've got the right person? or maybe your just describing yourself? as for riding my mum bareback well done im sure it was the best 0.5 seconds of your life. as for my nickname, my alias ages ago was ice so i decided to add some randomness to it as i dont really give a f*. but i bet you spent hours thinkin of yours "aCcuM" nice touch with the captials too you look uber cooooool [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	NoNo^ 13:05 1/12/2005	And we wonder why the uk cs scene is dead. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Del` Sniper's Alley 16:25 2/12/2005	I'm surprised he has such a total lack of shame he keeps posting, most people wouldn't come back after being made to look like such a dick. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	dannyg 16:43 2/12/2005	contradiction [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	icewilly 12:51 3/12/2005	why are you still posting then Del? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Necroblob 00:31 10/12/2005	i used to think you were so cool [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Tru 17:27 13/12/2005	The fact you said 'Owned.' makes you an utter geek and what's wrong with his name? It has comical value unlike yours Del`. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	gst theb0g 18:07 14/12/2005	danceM your a s*** Cun7 with Downs.... [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	danceM 11:12 15/12/2005	cun7 [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]

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