DK & Elem Unplanned

Posted by deebo at 14:56 6/5/2003.

Not long after [SCEE]DK interviewed m0rph, he's done it again. This time he talks to Elem, from the old UKLA. Similar to the m0rph interview, it's not for those easily offended. For the rest of us though, it makes some good light-hearted reading.

SCEE|DK> becasue i was looking back over chat whilst you was out pullin, and saw u actually called your f****** awp lucy?!?! "Elem> yeh lucy didnt like that beta at all"

Elem> yeah
Elem> you calling me strange ? :)

SCEE|DK> was this from the start or only when u realised you 2 was good together

Elem> i spent so much time with her i just had to give her a name, it would have been rude not to
Elem> only after we connected
Elem> she saw i was good with my fingers on her trigger
Elem> and the rest is history

The interview isn't edited for grammer or any sort like that, and is infact just random questions that appear to pop into DK's head. But it is quite good and it's worth a look!

Comments

Headshot^Man`
Disturbed
14:58 6/5/2003
lol nice headline [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
15:00 6/5/2003
why thank you mr headshot^man, i thought of it myself. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
15:05 6/5/2003
i dont get it :(

funny iview tho :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:06 6/5/2003
oi im still working on that u fag :/

Had other things distract me this morning, if you hadn't noticed!!

I can't even add the irc log Elem sent me as I'm in work and it's at home on my PC :/

bah news hungry fooks, ain't the Hawski debates enuff for u lot!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LordOfBlood
15:10 6/5/2003
great iview very funny :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DooMeh
Lite
15:10 6/5/2003
Access Denied
Reason: DDR score = 113. This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words.

lol ive not seen a score this high before ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:11 6/5/2003
??? wtf that doomeh [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
15:12 6/5/2003
his net grannie at school//college/uni/work wotever lmao [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
conspiracy
15:12 6/5/2003
nice read ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
15:12 6/5/2003
still not gettin' that headline :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:15 6/5/2003
think hes getting at the fact that it isnt really an interview, more of a random chat. So it was totally unplanned :)

Way I like it, you get to know more about a person better then a generic set of questions.

Who next......Ryhzz maybe??

:) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
15:16 6/5/2003
baddiell and skinner unplanned

come on smittins i stole it! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:19 6/5/2003
god deebo u got me editing like mad now, some of the txt is still incorrectly coloured and s***. typos still present...ill have u for this!!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
15:23 6/5/2003
baddiell and skinner unplanned

d'oh!

ok i get it now =] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
15:27 6/5/2003
LOL, i'd leave it mate it was good as it was :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kid
Clan ONE
15:28 6/5/2003
SCEE|DK> Ill edit the boring s*** m8, it'll be 3 lines when we finished :)

O/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smiffeh
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
15:29 6/5/2003
haha nice read [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Katori
Choke
15:36 6/5/2003
lol quality. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
arma
15:44 6/5/2003
funny :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:47 6/5/2003
SCEE|DK> Ill edit the boring s*** m8, it'll be 3 lines when we finished :)
O/

That's one of my favourite lines/lies in my chats. People will tell you so much more bulls*** if they think it's not actually going in :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:01 6/5/2003
knew youd get that part in about killing me while bomb was down jay u soft scouse tart, thats your proudest cs moment its all i hear :)

elem u best not give him them logs of priv room or ill send that picture of your sister to everyone on the inet to w**k over u posh little tart :P

ps. ms.dk has meat and 2 veg like all the scee.girls team [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
arma
16:02 6/5/2003
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fsk
twisted Reality
16:02 6/5/2003
lol, nice interview :D DK is the only person who doesnt do boring interviews :o gj. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:04 6/5/2003
[16:03] (@SCEE|Fred): Pathfinder
[16:03] (@SCEE|Fred): you still have that picture of mark's sister? :)

hahahaha fred u dirty rat !! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
16:07 6/5/2003
as-fu*king-if i said that. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
16:08 6/5/2003
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
16:10 6/5/2003
The interview isn't edited for grammer or any sort like that

The sound of irony! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:11 6/5/2003
ps. ms.dk has meat and 2 veg like all the scee.girls team

hahah u t1t, you only know that cos u and fred end up cybering the ones that turn out to be fooking male. New scee*ladies policy. 3 week trial, if u dont get cybered by either pathy or fred, uve past!!

fags! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fsk
twisted Reality
16:13 6/5/2003
haha, which one of the ukla guys ended up playing dod and played in -=TGE=-.. this was ages ago tho. think it was path, nego or elem cant remember who tho :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:14 6/5/2003
dont make me paste the logs of me cybering ur missus jay !! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:15 6/5/2003
i never touched dod, i think it was nego he used to play it quite a bit [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:15 6/5/2003
UKLA, the first true all gay CS clan??

m0 fancies arak & stan, pathy fancies m0, elem fancies pathy but thinks arak is sexy and is jealous of him and m0.

I mean wtf?!?!? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:18 6/5/2003
lol, ur all c***s. I got Midnight posting irc logs in my sogamed GB ffs saying he's cybering her ffs! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
16:19 6/5/2003
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
deebo
Mel Gibson
UKTerrorist
16:19 6/5/2003
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
m0rph
Infinity-eSports
16:22 6/5/2003
nice interview jay mcswizzle and Elem McMurphy

u should iview pathy next jay, hes got so much dirt on everyone in uk aint ya ste;p

Also, let me get one thing straight (or not?) Elem <3 Me, Me <3 Arak and Stan, Arak and Stan <3 Pathy and Path <3 his ma's hot throbbing juggernaut peeni. Hope that cleared it all up [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:26 6/5/2003
(Pathfinder): anytime jays out at work and your all lonely gimme a shout and we'll have some hot irc cyber action

then, later on after some pathy luv patter ......

(@SCEE|DK): haha
(@SCEE|DK): no shes frigging herself off atm
(@SCEE|DK): ur doing it pathy
(@SCEE|DK): gwan lad
(@SCEE|DK): av it
(@SCEE|DK): ¬_¬
(@SCEE|DK): i like to watch :)

sup jay :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:32 6/5/2003
hahah such lies :/

I'm at work now Ste, how you get on? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
16:32 6/5/2003
computers down in the mines dont have firewalls [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
16:33 6/5/2003
This is how interviews should be n1 DK.
Mind I asked Roberto Carlos if he loved benders once in an interview and it REALLY didn't get the laugh I expected. :/
Guess gamers are more attuned to der humour.
It also may not have translated well.
Ho hum [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:34 6/5/2003
im out the pit jay obviously :P

scousers ... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
b33p
16:37 6/5/2003
all the "pros" live in Durham and the north-east :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:38 6/5/2003
@PFC cheers m8.

@Pathy get back in your hole were u belong u t**t. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
16:40 6/5/2003
ronaldo? benders?

u see that bird of his he had sat in the stand in the 98 final? :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
16:40 6/5/2003
ah, carlos, nm :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pathfinder
16:41 6/5/2003
fo ive done my shift, not like u sitting on ur ass slurping coffee all day u scouse bum :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
16:42 6/5/2003
Of course b33p, with the hardcore North-east people enduring the smog NEAR Middlesbrough! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:42 6/5/2003

Kronikal
You notice everything Luke, you sad sod
16:31, 6/5/2003

not everything.....

;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
16:42 6/5/2003
Susanna Werner?
His current bird (wife) is half as sexy but can do more kickups than me :( Not sure if that's attractive or not.
Dunno if anyone cares etc etc but Beckham has denied the Real stuff this aft.
And I'm trying to set up an irc room on quakenet to post headlines as they happen but i may need some 'guest' players to get the room justified.

Cheers
Cal [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ONE|Strikes
16:44 6/5/2003
whos Elem? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Liqqy
16:45 6/5/2003
1) elem looks up to me yay

2) pics of his sis somewhere online?

3) elem still know me? :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
16:45 6/5/2003
http://www.susanawerner.com.br/

thar ya go :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
16:46 6/5/2003
timing. Thats not Elem's sis. i dont think :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:46 6/5/2003
call it #sceesports PFC, get the lads to idle for u, we'll have Rupert Murdoc in no time!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
16:47 6/5/2003
lol Jay, I don't even understand ... but i'm sure it has a perverse or insultive meaning behind it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
16:49 6/5/2003
I work for Skysports.com [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Liqqy
16:51 6/5/2003
http://www.susanawerner.com.br/ galeria/images/familia/pais.jpg

so i presume that ugly f***er is elem? :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Liqqy
16:51 6/5/2003
fs had to cut it in 2

pld UKT : [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:53 6/5/2003
he missed the fact it said 'roberto' and thought 'ronaldo' [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
17:02 6/5/2003
well PFCalcio, if CS ever becomes a sport * then you will become a lead reporter at SkySports huh!

* which it never will so nevermind [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ferrers
Sniper's Alley
17:07 6/5/2003
DK - I think Jobbie should be next

1st Question being happly married did you find it hard being in a clan with a bunch of raving homos :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
17:11 6/5/2003
I doubt it. Even writing about footy gets dull after a while. Never mix hobbies and job says me.
DK will probably disagree. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ferrers
Sniper's Alley
17:16 6/5/2003
btw Elem was in [SA]

Elem> ive only ever been in one clan, ukla, but i joined them back in beta 6 i think

blatant lie :) How can we believe anything he said bet he did h4x you DK.

;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Negotiator
Clan ONE
17:16 6/5/2003
http://www.clanbase.com/warrep_show.php? wid=506586&cid=44950

nice-- i-veiw :]

thats the match report from the 9-9 draw ukla vs lr was good game 1 of the must fun i pld in :D

mark remember its the game u told me off cos i didnt use my HE's or flashs at bpa door (dust) ct :D

give me a pm mark not spoke to u in ages ;] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Negotiator
Clan ONE
17:17 6/5/2003
remove the space in the url gay ukt wouldnt let me post without space in it !! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Bl33t #1337
17:33 6/5/2003
Man against boy Elem, lets not delude ourselves. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
arma
17:35 6/5/2003
'all the "pros" live in Durham and the north-east :P'

damn right :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
17:46 6/5/2003
like fcuk they do! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
AnNuM
18:21 6/5/2003
Nice interview DK!

GL in future Mark!! :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Drenz
18:37 6/5/2003
aye, nice style innit [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
a1ex^
18:45 6/5/2003
didnt #4 play elem in a 1v1 and won 22-1 ? im not 100% sure but i think they did. and #4 was 10 times the player elem was, wheather he was wallhacking or not. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
nerf
Clan ONE
18:45 6/5/2003
I remember watching the demo of that UKLA LR game on dust :o

Very entertaining interview mister DK sir

Nego o/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
a1ex^
18:46 6/5/2003
Bl33t #1337
17:33, 6/5/2003 Man against boy Elem, lets not delude ourselves."

well if it isnt the legend himself. you gonna get back into cs #4 ? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
AnNuM
19:03 6/5/2003
lol alex ur so wrong. #4 cheated and wasn't as good as Elem was.

ka_elem_junks was also the best CS map ever made! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
19:07 6/5/2003
you got proof that #4 cheated AnN? :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
AnNuM
19:09 6/5/2003
He used to get caught by punkbuster every day lol! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Negotiator
Clan ONE
19:16 6/5/2003
maps still on junks webby annum ;] along with his others [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kirium
19:20 6/5/2003
that didnt happen once AnN :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
AnNuM
19:21 6/5/2003
URL Nego? Soooo good!

I don't car Freddy!! It's the LEAST of my worries. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Aunt
08:24 7/5/2003
i dont think aims/#4 cheated! he was just f***ing good [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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