CSGN Premiership: Week 9 Matches

Posted by Pyroux at 14:45 29/11/2004.

CSGN LeagueTonight, the CSGN League continued last night in its 5th successive season with the prem matches consisting of the best teams in the UK. UKTerrorist brings you weekly updates on both the Premier league and Division 1.

Tonight's CSGN matches are on the unpredictable, the very yellow and the very rushable de_dust2. Some good line ups tonight with the ctx v lastchance game being my pick for tonight. We will see how lastchance against ctx, who are still without Dean Clow who is currently AWOL (genius) and not registered yet.

Fixtures
Prem Week Nine - de_dust2

8pm
UNICON
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SYNERGY
8pm
CTX
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LASTCHANCE
8pm
CAUTION!
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ENDEFFECT
8pm
SCEE
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2S2P
9pm
LANIMALS
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SUIGENERIS

Pre Match Guide

- UniCon vs syNergy -

Unicon are currently in the relegation dog fight with LANimals at the bottom with 7 points. So obviously they will be looking to whip this season around. Tonight they face the hard mercing team that of syNergy. Who will probably field there best team, with players such as Mangiacapra, Heaton, Walle, Element and Didge, so the-UC will have a tough game on there hands. Basically if syNergy have all the proper players out Unicon will win. Unicon have recently added Cruel of ex CHEERS who was headhunting by the young padawan wez and loading of mex. This will be good to see how these two players do in the new team. Players to shine tonight, 1 of the 5 mercs for syNergy and either Wez or wOokiE for the-UC. Unicon to win 20-10. Wez to awp in B just out side the door, getting you as you jump of the B entrance... every round.

- ctx vs lastchance -

I think ctx will get some rounds but lastchance to win, however lc probably wont be able to get a full team to the server again. With AdY not being able to work a mobile phone dispite owning one this could be 4v5 for a the first couple of rounds. Players to shine I think will be either the crispy duck loving Song or the hard mercing player Kardy who can be very hard to beat online. But if he doesn't play be sure to pop over to see Unicon vs. syNergy to watch him there. For ctx I think probably nixoh or MH. Im guessing MH will be playing very close to Rain who will probably be playing B. So if your going to rush, rush there.

- CAution! vs endEffect -

The CAUtion Administration face the Scottish team called endEffect tonight. Now I have spied a few of the the ex sG Irish players Funky and Benji have joined the all Scottish eE roster, which is EXACTLY like what happened in Braveheart. eE have been a bit quiet of recent so I'm not sure if they have done some or any practicing but with the map being dust2 you don't need much to win. I think CAUtion will take the win here as they have the Indy 'Sandstorm' Singh in there ranks, now don't be fooled by his frail chassis he's a right animal who will be awping 1 of 3 places - B site, Middle or A long, I can also see him topping the charts. For endEffect I can see maybe Hektic holding one of the sites with some impressive awping. 2 clans with 2 very good awpers, its going to be a good game. CAUtion to win 17-13.

- SCEE vs 2s2p -

Last week DK nearly had a hernia after the game against CAUtion, this week I can see him having another one, why? I don't know why, he just probably will have one after 2s2p beat SCEE. With dust2 being such a unpredictable map I can see T ownage for both teams when they get there turn on the T side. I think the SCEE team will have the usual oldies out like Sarge, DK, Gideon, Reddy and Bom or maybe some of there younger players like.. er. The mighty 2s2p team will be Az, Baron, Bodkin, Mist and myself. I think either DK or Baron will slayer as there both getting old quite quickly and with Chronic Arthritis settings in things are going to get tough. I thing I think we will see is random T tactics, as dust2 is such a mix map picking players off at like B can make B weak and prone to a hard rush. Going to be a close game but I think 2s2p will win 17-13, with DK getting red carded for abusing the admin.

- LANimals! v sG -

Default for LANimals. Which will be good for LANimals as this could free up some time for JR's to practice for the CPL quals that are happening this weekend coming up. But then again that idea will need effort so I doubt it :D

Comments

DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:13 29/11/2004
Sam suck c**k [ Score: -1, pointless | Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
15:14 29/11/2004
cry me a river dickface! [ Score: 0, pointless | Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar`
The Anti-DoZ
15:14 29/11/2004
i would back you up DK, but after that cheap stunt you pulled on me last week i hope he insults your teeth until you cry! ;-) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:17 29/11/2004
I ain't even read your post yet Sam, I was just stating the obvious!

What cheap stunts this Valar?

http://www.doz-away.co.uk/valar_god.jpg [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Makaveli-
feo
15:22 29/11/2004
T_T Valar, that looks amazing :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
15:23 29/11/2004
Nice post, pretty accurate.

I hope you t**t us tonight Sam so I can call you online heros

SCEE + LAN > 2s2p + Inferno + LAN

Simple math!

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nixoh
enamor
15:23 29/11/2004
Nice writeup sam :) lol about the rush B thing..... shame n1ck plays so doubt they will get it :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Weebull
15:27 29/11/2004
comedy gold! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
brenje
reSonance
15:29 29/11/2004
LOL very nice writeup dude and very accurate.

Looks like we might have a team tonight to get some hardcoring in! GL everyone. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
15:31 29/11/2004
wait for my interviews! haha [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
alicat!
15:33 29/11/2004
Nice write-up, sorta stuff UKT needs :d gj [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
prawn
15:42 29/11/2004
That truly was genius! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nakara
15:45 29/11/2004
aaaaaaahhhhhh braveheart!! i love it! :DDD [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fezemoN
15:48 29/11/2004
LOL nice post samuel l jackson [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
15:51 29/11/2004
english motherf***er, do you speak it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
bomber
endeffect
15:58 29/11/2004
haha nice writeup, gl all :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Boldie
15:59 29/11/2004
haha @ kardy comments, ur getting good sam, maby if i teach u a little longer.....................nah u still wont be as gud as me [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:00 29/11/2004
boldie u cant even write u name, never mind work ur braille machine. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Boldie
16:04 29/11/2004
keep trying sam, 1 day....1 day [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:05 29/11/2004
.:.:::. ..:...:.. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
monkE
euthanasia
16:05 29/11/2004
lol sam! no need for my sly comment now =D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ghetto
16:07 29/11/2004
nice write up. GL all teams :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
georgeda
16:09 29/11/2004
UniCon > syNergy (go wez go!)
ctx > lastchance (duh? nick for the win)
CAution! > endEffect (indy for the carry)
SCEE < 2s2p (scee play cs?)
LANimals! = sG (who cares?) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:12 29/11/2004
Define 'play' geo! Then I'll give you an answer :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cRueL^
Alliance.cs
16:20 29/11/2004
hahaha nice news post :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Inferus
16:24 29/11/2004
Refreshing to say the least :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Johnny-Rhythm
16:25 29/11/2004
LOL some quality shiz there sam i love the alternative approach to you csgn weekly posts.

"LANimals as this could free up some time for JR's to practice for the CPL quals that are happening this weekend coming up. But then again that idea will need effort so I doubt it"

^^ So Funny becuase its so TRUE [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Johnny-Rhythm
16:28 29/11/2004
Who will probably field there best team, with players such as Mangiacapra, Heaton, Walle, Element and Didge

^^ LOL so funny [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:28 29/11/2004
the interview i did with u JR and the short story u told me, actually gave me an erection. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
w1cked
Croydon
16:29 29/11/2004
gl CAu [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ProdiGy
16:29 29/11/2004
oh god Pyroux what have you done?

Do you know how much you would have boosted Hektics ego tonight?

He is going to be loving this article soon as he reads it! :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
16:31 29/11/2004
Apart from one small problem!

Hektic is NOT eligible to play for another 3 days according to CSGN

un-fvking-lucky

:( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:33 29/11/2004
Its ok Prodigy i tell pork pies [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ProdiGy
16:33 29/11/2004
Good to know! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blade^
twisted Reality
16:35 29/11/2004
sam if i cld marry one eMaTe i would choose you :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
mebR
16:37 29/11/2004
nice write up, gl everyone! hope tsn shoutcast it or something ;> [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Highlander
16:38 29/11/2004
LC for the win!

<3 brainspiller tho !!

nixoh and awol are dickheads :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:38 29/11/2004
adam help me [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blade^
twisted Reality
16:41 29/11/2004
i will friend :( just putting my daddy incredible costume on [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
16:44 29/11/2004
Your the little bad guy fan when hes a kid. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Clare
Viva la!
16:46 29/11/2004
Sarge isnt old! :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
w000kie
16:52 29/11/2004
the-UC | w00kie <3 Misha Barton [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
toko
euthanasia
16:52 29/11/2004
should be a close game. d2 is are worst map so expect some tking, s*** flashbangs and a hell of alot of dieing. gl all teams :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Venomous
BLACKLiGHT
16:58 29/11/2004
The CAUtion Administration face the Scottish team called endEffect tonight. Now I have spied a few of the the ex sG Irish players Funky and Benji have joined the all Scottish eE roster, which is EXACTLY like what happened in Braveheart

^^ lol sam, you're the best, level with steven the ripper brown [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
17:00 29/11/2004
It's ok Clare he meant oldskool. He's a bit thick, probably a typo ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
aaNdy
got:Game
17:06 29/11/2004
keep it up samwise! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KaM
17:11 29/11/2004
nice post :o

Funky's AWP > all though [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux
2seXeh 2perfoRm
17:15 29/11/2004
DK it wasnt a type

yourac*** <- thats a typo [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blade^
twisted Reality
17:27 29/11/2004
youraccok would be a typo no? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pimpboy
feo
17:34 29/11/2004
nice read sam made me laugh keep it up [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
17:36 29/11/2004
haha, quality [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Wez
17:41 29/11/2004
haha quality :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Wez
17:41 29/11/2004
just saw what smittins said, god im a retard :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Danneth
17:42 29/11/2004
LOL look forward to that every week never dissapoints :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ins
17:42 29/11/2004
she-moo-hoe-san [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ExoN
17:54 29/11/2004
rofl quality! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
17:54 29/11/2004
Sam's good at CS

^That's a typo!

:) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Clare
Viva la!
17:55 29/11/2004
Yer but Jay, he put you in the same sentence as "Old" so it obviously wasnt a typo :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KaM
18:00 29/11/2004
This banter is bordering on hot steaming gaysex [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Stevenson
18:04 29/11/2004
quite scary how accurate the preview of synergy is! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
18:04 29/11/2004
Exactly my point again Clare. If he was referring to age Sam would have said mature ;) Reddy is a baby remember!

Ste f*** off sG have folded, gone inactive, died! Unless you're here to support eE, no one wants to listen to your s***! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SumsoluS
18:05 29/11/2004
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fezemoN
18:06 29/11/2004
ur the only 1 for me ste, take me TAKE ME! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KaM
18:08 29/11/2004
CMON eE AND FEZ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fezemoN
18:08 29/11/2004
+ dont post disgusting pics of ur boyfriend SumsoluS i gotta eat my dinner soon ta [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SumsoluS
18:09 29/11/2004
:( sorry [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Bodkin
2seXeh 2perfoRm
18:10 29/11/2004
Good post Sam, can i be ur friend? (i noticed ur name was sam from other people who actually know u posting it before - hope u dont mind me getting personal with u)

and adz, dont marry sam he will commit adultery. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
18:12 29/11/2004
I can call him Sam as he's sent me pics of his huge tits. I think that's personal enough!

I'll let you call me Jay if you send me pics of you in that fetching tight blue footy shirt, bodkin. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MadSpunk
Last Chance
18:17 29/11/2004
haha love the news post :) keep it up Pyroux and gl to all teams tonight. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
seik
18:17 29/11/2004
this is the best from the hand of pyroux yet [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KaM
18:18 29/11/2004
gl SCEE also [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SCEE|Sarge
18:35 29/11/2004
rofl

f***ing class write up.

except im not old you c*** :D

the bit about Kardy made me laugh tho :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
f|ame
18:38 29/11/2004
gj (y) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Undefined
18:53 29/11/2004
Lol @ Valar doing a MiG vs SCEE
you're s*** paul :x [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fsk
twisted Reality
19:01 29/11/2004
medals for Sam :( best csgn writerupper ever! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Spikey
The Bomb Squad
19:11 29/11/2004
LOL - Quality, just makes you want to read next weeks. WP GJ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Venomous
BLACKLiGHT
19:24 29/11/2004
gwan eE, f*** up undone! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
tiz
19:31 29/11/2004
nice job sam, but i thought kardy was like the rising star of professional counter strike gaming? or is he that bad on local area network?

heard he was meant to be quite good. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Par
suiGeneris
19:54 29/11/2004
COME ON BELLENDEFFECT

Oh and hardly Ste, his level 60 Mage > all :/

WE HAVEN'T FOLDED WE'RE JUST HYBERNATING [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
eks`
20:08 29/11/2004
SYNERGY > UNICON
LASTCHANCE > CTX
ENDEFFECT > CAUTION!
2S2P > SCEE [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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